poopsterbation

when masturbation is done while taking a poop

poopsterbation is always best on a tiolet

by IIWALrUSII April 3, 2011

poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate.

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

by tidge March 13, 2014

Alabama Poopsterbating

Alabama Hot Pocket, and to Poopsterbate at the same time. You start to Poopsterbate, and when you shit, you separate a girls vagina lips, and shit in it. Then you fuck her with your cum wet dick.

Dude, Amanda and John tried Alabama Poopsterbating last night, she's now in the hospital.

Hey Peter! Wanna try gay Alabama Poopsterbating?

by MoofMoofVan April 18, 2014

pootter

Blonde hair, blue eyed, redneck! Usually will always drive a jacked up Chevy. Destined to be with a Tracey and have a Christian. When a Pootter cares about something he will show it in the craziest ways. Crazy possessive and obsessive but only cause he cares so deeply. Its hard to stay with Pootter but no one will ever love you like a Pootter. Also a Pootter will please you like no other.

Girl: Omg Becky look at the Pootter!! Boy: Yee-Yee!!!

by BeautifuDisaster January 19, 2017

poopster

someone who leaves lots of poop in the toilet and doesnt flush so it gets all soggy

big sisters

by carly October 7, 2003

Poosterbation

Poosterbation or, to poosterbate, is to perform the act of masturbation while using shit as lubricant. It is most commonly performed when a person wants to bust a nut, and needs to lay a cable at the same time. A variation of poosterbation would be to use shit other than your own, this form of poosterbation is very adventurous and usually requires a level of poosterbation experience to maintain a boner as other peoples shit always smells worse than your own.

There is a high risk of infection associated with performing poosterbation with strangers shit, because you can never be sure as to what bacteria or diseases might be lurking in their poo. The most common form of infection from poosterbation is Broccoli Cock (see 'Broccoli Cock'). AIDS is a low risk due to the rancid smell of AIDS infected poo, and the high availability of AIDS rags (see 'AIDS rag') from public hospitals.

A guy and girl leave the club and sneak into the back alley together,

Guy-"I've gotta fuck you real quick cause my girlfriend will be wondering where I am".

Girl-"Have you got a condom?, cause I have AIDS"

Guy-"FUCK, no I don't, but I have an AIDS rag, quick just do a shit and wipe the poo with this AIDS rag, then I'll just poosterbate into your mouth".

Girl-"OK, I love poosterbation".

Guy-"No shit bitch, everyone loves poosterbation".

by Spydabytes September 10, 2010

pootater

A.Fecal matter resembling a potato.
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato

"I just made a pootater that hurt."
"Your such a freakin pootater!"

by Jake Carlyon June 11, 2006