Harry Pooter

A porn version of Harry Potter.

Chapter 7: Harry pulled out his broom stick and started slapping Ron in the face as Ron says, "Here, let me take off my pants so you can so you can have at my anus..."

Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."

by BQ/BC August 29, 2009

Pootang

Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;

Example: Go get you some pootang boy.

by disturbed April 6, 2004

poohead

An affectionate way to call someone an asshole :P

by BL September 18, 2003

PooPea

A person that has the appearance of a peahead but who also smells like poo.

Jesus Christ Tom is a poopea!

by DannySummers March 25, 2007

Cooter Pooter

When a women farts and a tiny air bubble rolls forward, passes thru the labia, tickles, and pops at the clit

Ooooh that cooter pooter tickeled!

by Leanie Meanie January 13, 2019

pootang clan

24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')

'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'

by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007

pootang pie

a big piece of pussy.

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.

by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004