Poosey

Slang for "pussy", as in a woman's genitalia or a cat.

My poosey is shedding.

by Ka August 4, 2003

poohead

An affectionate way to call someone an asshole :P

by BL September 18, 2003

poosexual

A person who identifies them self, as a poo lover in the broadest sense. Having sexual attraction to a poo/s, with an urge to just "eat it all up...", or smear across everything in sight.

This poosexual has a right to his or her say... Why shouldn't 'LGBTQ' be changed to 'LGBTQP 'to include 'poosexuals' . I think it's an outrage...

by protestforscat March 24, 2018

Poosh

The act of sending an article from your phone while sitting on the toilet taking a poo.

"Hey did you read that article I pooshed you this morning?"

by wordsmithSD June 1, 2018

pooshowbating

The act of pooping in the shower whilst pleasuring oneself. it is the epitome of efficiency.

"We're going to be late for the show!"
"It's ok, Ray's pooshowbating to save time!"

by boblablaw1234 November 13, 2013

loosey poosey

1. a vagina that is too large or too loose to be physically penetrated

2. usually loosened by excessive fisting rather than actual sexual activity

Person A: How was that loosey poosey Kait last night?
Person B: It was like fucking the Holland Tunnel. I thought she was pussy farting the entire time.

by SexEdTeacher July 7, 2009

Poohead

A term for someone who's head is full of sheep shit, but you love them much too call them a shit-face or a prick.
Alternative: Rhodri, bumfluff boy or van man.

I'm Rhodri and I'm a poohead.

by A non pooheaded person December 8, 2014