i poured the juice

the act of peeing out liquids of the body.

i poured the juice after all that lemonade i drank.

by stamp sanchez August 14, 2007

Sneak pooped

When trickery is used to get you in a situation that turns out to be far different then was advertised.

My friend invited me to dinner at his home and then ambushed me with a Cutco Knives presentation.

"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."

by Idaho Tough September 27, 2013

poofed

To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.

by pr0digy December 5, 2004

bob poore

Used as a insult towards people who blow small vape clouds

Vape dick 1: (blows small cloud)

Vape dick 2: man that cloud was so small your being such a bob Poore right now

Vape dick 1: shut up it wasn't that bad

Vape dick 3: that was the smallest cloud I have ever seen

Vape dick 1: what ever

by I love dick balls March 3, 2017

I pooped today

This means that you had excriment leave your anus.

I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.

by Smitty134 May 5, 2011

Pooped in my pancy Nancy

The best nickname I have ever heard. I heard it from this tall asian kid in Minnesota referring to his female friend (I assume her name was Nancy)

"Hey Pooped in my pancy Nancy!"

by Mr. AmazingAwesomeMan December 6, 2011

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011