Poopache

Similar to a stomachache, one gets a poopache when they have not flushed their body of waste for an alarming number of days. In other words, the ache a person might get when they have to poop but hold it off. May or may not be accompanied excessiver with gas, stomach pains & aches.

Boy: I haven't gotten a chance to take a dump in the longest time and my stomach hurts like hell.
Girl: Damn, sucks for you. You must have a poopache.

Man: My stomach fucking aches, I'm passing gas, and I get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the hell is this shit, Doc?
Doctor: Looks like you have a poopache. No worries, just take a dump ASAP.

by WhoSaidThat September 27, 2009

Poopanator

A terminator who poops a lot.

A human pooping machine.

An animal poop machine.

A word crazy ladies like to call their dogs.


Verbs: poopanating.

"Dude, what a poopanator!"

"My mom calls my dog Elly a poopanator. What the fuck is that?"

by missgrant69 April 6, 2009

Poopanoid

When you are paranoid about your poop smelling bad

OMG! Do you think he can smell it or am I being poopanoid?

by Pootastic October 15, 2010

poopal

Picture the the office toilets - your poopal is the guy/girl you can hear sitting in next toilet partition shitting like you. He/she can clearly hear that you are pooing, and you can hear them poo. Poopals very rarely meet in person after pooing, the last one usually waits till long after the first one has finished. Poopals are often unwanted as they ruin the moment of peace and quiet reflection you had going on until he/she arrived.

"Geesh was my poopal splashing when his turds hit the water"

by DenStarke June 13, 2007

poopaholic

a pet who is hopelessly addicted to eating either his own, or other animal's poop

My dog is a poopaholic: everyday, he goes out in the yard and eats his old poop

by Bailey the Golden Retriever August 24, 2009

Poopamos

A term used to identify the need or urge to alleviate ones bowel movement using unofficial language which resembles the sound of a Spanish dialect. Poop in English = Poopamos in "spanish influenced turretsism" Poopamos is often spoken or shouted with extreme enthusiasm.

I need to poopamos!

by flyfree October 13, 2008

PoopAbout

A PoopAbout is a dog owner's term. It refers to the ritual that dogs must go on a "poopabout" every morning before their owner's head off to work. On a "poopabout," dogs trace their normal walking paths and poop from time to time, dropping fecal nuggets of canine information as they read their neigborhood P-Mail. PoopAbouts can be taken any time of day in any weather and will last anywhere from 10-minutes to 2-hours depending on the dog's bladder and intestinal capacities.

Before heading off to the cube farm today, I took the dog on a poopabout. It lasted a little longer than usual as he scarfed more than his fair share of chow last night.

by Nicki Dobson January 30, 2008