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Pooness

Mix between Poo and Penis. Great for insults!
Richard is a pooness
by Nakita Kaulitz October 1, 2014
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poopuss

n. pl. poopi (-"pI)

1 a : a native or inhabitant of India or of the East Indies b : a person of Indian descent

2 : The vagina of a female Poopuss

Etymology: A contraction of the words poop and pussy
Kill the poopuss!
and...
POOOPUSS!!!
by The Caucasian Mohican November 7, 2004
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poopuss

A poopuss is a nasty twat that is brown and has stalagtites and smells like ass. This condition usually happens when the chick in question wipes from the back to the front instead of from the front to the back.
1) I went to chow down on her and I about gagged... she had a nasty case of poopuss.

2) Biotch, go wash that nasty poopuss before you come to bed...ya ho, ya.

3) When I looked at my face in the mirror in the morning, it looked like I been eating chocolate chip cookies last night, but it really came from a nasty case of poopuss.
by Ezeerider April 1, 2005
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poopenshafften

a made up German word meaning asshole.
"Oh dude I dont want to go to class that guy is a poopenshafften."
by R4P70R88 May 8, 2006
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Poopershmeckle

A really high guy named Bill one day discovered how to make "poopershmeckles" when he was craving a fudgeicle he decided to make a substitute for them, as Bill put it "its the uncostly way". It's when you take a poop and freeze it in the freezer on a popsicle stick.
Hey Jarred wan't a poopershmeckle?? Their real good! Make them ma self.
by SuperNugglet November 21, 2010
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poopensmiser

A person that is just as important to society as a pile of poop. They normally smell bad and nobody likes them.
Wow Tom Cruise hasn't had any good movies besides that one about the retard and that makes him a poopensmiser.
by THE PRANCING PONY July 17, 2011
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poosession

An instance where a large, dark entity (poop) takes control of and wreaks havoc upon the body and life of those that house said force. It is extremely dangerous for the entity to remain within the body and needs to be removed before internal damage can occur. Often accompanied by altered personality, manic behavior, sweating, and supernatural odors.
My girlfriend thought I was behaving violently and felt it necessary to contact a priest for an exorcism, but it turned out to be a poosession .
by dudecat June 18, 2014
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