pooft

when a gay man farts.

sorry about that I just pooft

by nathan68000 March 3, 2016

crack!damn!poof!

what you say when you see a fine chick. It comes from the words that would define you having sex with her: Crack! (Crack a nut!) Damn! (Damn, that was good!) Poof! (get the hell outta there!)

See's fine lady: "Crack!Damn!Poof!"

by tonkchump September 22, 2005

Goat Mouthed Poof

A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.

"Is that dude gay?!?"

"Nah, he is just a goat mouthed poof!"

by Barry The Bogan August 15, 2006

Poofish

*Not a Quief* (Vaginal flatulence) *Poofish* is an occurance when a woman is sitting down and she farts and the fart has no other way to escape other than through the canyon of the vagina....The fart bubble travels up through the vagina and out into the atmosphere...Thus brings forth a double stinky..*Poofish*

Stink, Tuna, Poo, Fish, Poofish

by ShiftyShadyLady June 25, 2009

shlan poofa

A car part that is forgotten by ken in the internet/tv show Barbie life in the dreamhouse

Ken" I think I forgot the shlan poofa"
"Does this look likes. Shlan poofa to you? "

by A person111111 January 3, 2014

Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

by Jess October 20, 2003

Piomf

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F ace

God damn id valet you to the perfect parking spot ON MY FUCKING FACE !

I'd let you piomf all night and throw away the keys

by CaliBoy619 July 19, 2012