Pooploops

(noun, plural)

badly misguided and confused navigation around town/neighborhood while sleep deprieved by stimulants or other reasons.

like when you havent slept in 5 days because for 4 of them you were doing meth with samoans, thus because 1 road is marked closed on the way to get xanax, google maps keeps leading you in what feels like figure-8 shaped pooploops throughout a nice town/neighborhood, youre too paranoid/swivel-headed everytime you park to fix the address/route on your phone because youre under the false impression that a small larcency and car theft ring has followed you up from the hood yet for some reason wont talk to you directly just like these undercover cops around (basically like gang stalking) so it takes you 7 hours to arrive at your destination 30minutes away since youve been too half asleep and anxious the entire evening to fix anything abt having the wrong address/turn every step of the way

convinced youre being followed so you just keep making the wrong turns driving in pooploops for hours because you think youve seen the same exact cars like repeatedly plus now youre sketched because you assume youve sketched them out. yet you STILL cant harness the brainpower to fix your shit on the google maps for hours (couldnt find the exit to the freeway in a town id lived in for months already)

by localcrackbunny October 3, 2022

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Pookdook

When you’re having stomach cramps because you have to use the restroom but once you get to the restroom the cramps go away, and you no longer need to use the restroom.

I had to use the restroom but when I actually got in the restroom I didn’t even have to use it, it was just a pookdook.

by C0deez March 11, 2023

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