Dog pooping on a baby 

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

Dog pooping on a baby by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012

Poking the Purple Plum 

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

Poking the Purple Plum by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

plooking 

Shagging, fucking.
As used in some of frank zappas music

I was plooking all night long.
Ah,, you plooked me so hard.

plooking by mikulas September 10, 2006

Pooping 

A sacred time for a man. A time where a man can contemplate his day while excreting his waste. A man does all his critical thinking whilst pooping. A man often goes to the bathroom and poops when something needs deep thought. It is believed that if a man could poop for long enough, he could solve world hunger, poverty, and possibly discover the cure for AIDS. This magic time is referred to by many names such as, Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, dropping a log, dropping a stink pickle, and releasing the brown hostage.

Friend One: Bill is still pooping, what's going on?
Friend Two: He's trying to solve Da Vinci's Code, give him a break.

Pooping by Big Eve January 12, 2016

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE 

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

poking the pooch by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

TV Pooling 

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.

Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!

TV Pooling by killerdove October 5, 2011