i pooted

to fart/pass gas, in the past tense.
have also heard it for synonym for poo, but I believe the meaning is to pass wind.

as Cheese says "Dudes, I pooted" all around are somewhat disgusted by the stench.

by Oz1 August 8, 2007

Pooped up

a word you can use for basicaly anything

that dude dont even understand whats happening hes all pooped up or whys that kids knee all pooped up

by poopmaster6000 April 15, 2009

Sneak pooped

When trickery is used to get you in a situation that turns out to be far different then was advertised.

My friend invited me to dinner at his home and then ambushed me with a Cutco Knives presentation.

"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."

by Idaho Tough September 27, 2013

poofetti

Poo that contains bits of undigested, colorful food, i.e. corn, peas, etc. -- thereby creating a look similar to confetti.

I looked in the toilet after eating Chinese food and all I saw was poofetti.

by BethT December 10, 2007

woofer poofer

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.

"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."

by Becholas September 16, 2017

I pooped today

This means that you had excriment leave your anus.

I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.

by Smitty134 May 5, 2011

poofery

An expression of flagrant (homosexual) flamboyance.

Boy George is a fine singer but I feel that Culture Club's videos are rife with unnecessary poofery.

by Van Morrissey June 12, 2006