poofshite

Someone who is so annoying you can't even use a real word to describe them.

I hate you ya poofshite

by cheesypasta January 19, 2010

Poofaucet

It is when you have uncontrollable diarrhea and the faucet is turned on full blast of excrement.

After drinking all night I had a case of the poofaucet in the morning.

by Sp1971sp July 21, 2014

pooah

A big poop

Hurry up the McDonald’s food is making me have to take a big pooah

by Hoodcc June 1, 2021

Poofaloof

A sweet, kind-hearted, caring, compassionate, empathetic, intelligent, hard-working, beautiful, talented, courageous, independent, respectable, responsible, whimsical, charming, funny, cute, and social messiah of a girlfriend <3 :-)

Poofaloof is amazing and I love her.

by Foobadooz December 18, 2014

poofart

N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.

I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.

by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004

Pootaholics

1. People who can't get enough of Dj Pootie !

2. Dj Pootie groupies.

3. Me ! I'm a Pootaholic.

Guy: Damn man, the club is full of Pootaholics tonight !

Girl: Hell yeah ! Why'd you think i agreed to coming out here with you tonight?

Guy: To hang with me ?

Girl: Hell no foo' I came out here with you so you could get me into the club, to see Dj Pootie !

Guy: Damn you Dj Pootie ! -walks away in shame-

by Pootaholic202 August 27, 2009

Poofa

when you wipe your ass and there is shit stains on your loofa

I had to throw my Poofa away because I shit on it.

by SaraBear1033 August 30, 2022