Pooberry

When your dog poops out whole undigested and unchewed blueberries, which stick to its anus and surrounding fur.

The dog scooches across the floor dragging its hind end, desperately trying to remove the pooberry.

by CestMoiLinh February 16, 2018

poobernating

Poobernating The act of sitting on the toilet until your legs go numb. Usually with a phone or tablet.

Dad’s been poobernating since getting home for work.

by Sdumas29 May 25, 2018

Poobert

A glowing white girl with bright orange hair that continuously wins the peuter medal (last place) at the board game "sorry." Abbreviations include; Poob, Poobizzle, Poob-mista, Poobie, and The Great Poob.

"Wow Poobert that sucks, you lost again!"
"Run Poobie, run!"

by Mike Rotchburns 1000 June 10, 2008

Pooberry

Term for a Blackberry device.

"man, is that the new pooberry?"

by 5starman February 6, 2008

poobear

Euphemism for vomiting. Said for the benefit of those who have bad memories/mental images, or a general phobia of the sound/smell/sight of vomit. The idea is that you replace the ugly word with one which sounds infinitely more positive.

OMG I just had to poobear, that guy's eye just fell out.

This shit seriously makes me poobear.

by zakwar May 18, 2010

poobernating

The act of taking materials into a bathroom intending to spend an appreciable amount time on the toilet. Usually accompanied by a phone tablet but books and magazines may be used. Poobernating is complete once one or both legs have gone numb.

If you can’t find dad, try the bathroom. He’s been poobernating since he got home from work. He may need to have his legs amputated.

by Sdumas29 May 26, 2018

poobers

cool, fashionable. a word to describe someone you really appreciate and care about.

"Keqing, I think you're pretty poobers."
"What does that mean?"
"Oh, it's just a word I made up."

by malktgobrr May 28, 2021