Ponder

A mouthbreather who is also a handsome tall young guy

Person 1- Look at Ponder over there

Person 2 - what’s a ponder?
Person 1 - a tall handsome guy who’s dumb and hard to talk to because of it

by Pimp me April 2, 2021

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Unjustified, srong, opaque emotion state of loss, akin to romantic jealousy, when you find out how much revenue the top 10 podcasts generate, ignoring their fame and unique success factors.

Bruce Springsteen has Obama on his podcast, Rogan has Jordan Peterson and Victor is l morose with podenvy because no one wants to hear him talk about his bird.

by JessicaWalters April 5, 2021

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Cock Ponderer

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.

Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

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Koi-Ponded

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.

Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.

by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018

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A place where you'll find the typical redneck, white trash, chewing mother fuckers. Also home to a whole variety of drug users; most commonly weed. Full of 15 year old girls trying to be like the "popular" thots that they look up to. And who can forget about the group of Subaru, ricer driving kids that call themselves "Flounder Gang".

"Hey you want to go to the Ponderosa High School football game tonight?" "Yea, I'll bring the chew, you bring the weed. And tell me if you see anyone that's in Flounder Gang so we can steal their vapes"

by FukBoi4206969 May 2, 2017

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