ponderize

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.

He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.

by Joseph 'sMyth November 25, 2015

ponce number 1

a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.

"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"

SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.

DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce

by greyfrust September 21, 2009

Ponderkin

A young individual that seems to ponder over a number of situations. Can also look confused or lifeless when thinking, or even sleeping.

"Oi you little ponderkin, what you thinking about?"

"Ahh you a sleeping ponderkin?"

by ajw711 April 19, 2009

Poncey

The way in which a 'ponce' may act. The actions of a pompous tosser who thinks their value is higher than it is actually worth. The actions of one who thinks they are either overly stylish, cool or smart etc, when usually their IQ is akin to a fruit and they seem like a stunt double for one of the 'idiots' on the programme 'Nathan Barley'. Usually anyone with half a brain tends to laugh at these types, but unfortunately for society, this type of action is actually accepted amongst the 'Celeb' and 'Music' industry with open arms and is also worshipped. Oh well.

Fucken' 'ell, I'm sick of that David Beckham and his poncey ways and his girly clothes.

by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK July 5, 2005

ponger's elbow

The equivalent of tennis elbow, yet from the high intensity game known as beer pong. Victims show signs of swelling in the elbow region, as well as an aching sensation one gets while shooting. While cures are still being researched to fix the problem, players are instructed to play through the pain and continue to enjoy the great game of pong.

Playing beer pong for 5 straight nights will usually result in Ponger's Elbow

by I Love Beer Pong October 26, 2008

poncord

The cord of a tampon.

man I stuck my fingers down her pants last night and I felt her poncord!" "lucky I stopped there.

by ashmania November 14, 2011

Drewbert Ponceworth

A flaming closeted homosexual, who thinks he/she is always correct yet rarely if ever is and throws temper tantrums like a 12 year old when disagreed with.

Hey were you at the bar when freddie went all drewbert ponceworth on us when we did not agree with him that the last Indiana Jones movie was good?

by the alabaster gorilla October 13, 2009