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Pokemon polyamory

A particularly prevalent form of polyamory wherein polyamorous people will engage in sexual dalliances with many people who are not their primary partners for no reason aside from because they can. Due to the absence of any standards in their pursuit of sexual partners, their actions make them resemble a Pokemon trainer. Gotta catch 'em all!
An example of a conversation addressing someone engaging in Pokemon polyamory:

Guy 1: Dude, you're dating like fifteen girls, eight of which are ugly, three of which are married and one of which only has one leg. What the hell?

Guy 2: Love is not a finite resource! Shut up!

Guy 1: Love is also not a game of Pokemon and you do not have to catch 'em all! Damn!

Guy 2: You are SO paleocultural.

Guy 1: I hate you.
by mr. pathogen July 1, 2008
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Polyamorous

an identity in which one prefers relationships with more than 2 people.
polyamorous people rule!
by LaLaLesbian May 19, 2019
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Polyarmous

Polyamory is defined as practicing or being open to intimate relationships with more than one person. Dating as a polyamorous person means you're not looking for just one person to share a romantic or sexual connection with. Being Polyarmous also includes the permission from your partners to date another person.
1: Babe.. Can I date 3?..
2: what? But you’re dating me? Wouldn’t that be cheating?
1: No! I’m Polyarmous, Which means with the permission of you and 3, I would date both of you at once.

2: Oh! I understand now!
by gh0st_bugs September 21, 2021
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Someone who has never made a decision in their life.
Nina: I'm a bisexual ambiverted agnostic polyamorous ambidextrous centrist switch.
Sally: Pick a side already!
by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
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Polyamory

'Polyamorists' define "Polyamory" as :
The practice, state or ability of having more than
one sexual loving relationship at the same time, with the full
knowledge and consent of all partners involved.

In reality, polyamory is more often used as nothing more than A way of attempting to make 'open' relationships appear more mature by selfish individuals who use the idea of polyamory as a means to have multiple sexual partners while keeping the relationships themselves in an overly complicated and childish attrition.

"Polyamorists" often doge questions or conversation about which of their lovers they prefer more as they do not like people to know they do have just as much jealousy and preference in lovers as any monogamous person and are simply using polyamory as a doge to mask their own profound emotional baggage. This is another purpose using the term 'polyamory' serves for people to manipulate others and ultimately make everyone involved far more unhappy.

Weather everyone involved knows or does not know the identity of other lovers involved in a multiple relationship seems to be an entirely moot point when the majority of so-called 'polyamorists' turn out to be nothing more than manipulative, selfish people who are using the idea as a battering ram in relationships.
Why can't Allisa just drop the polyamory act and own up to the fact that she wants to screw all kinds of people while keeping them at a distance?
by The Stain Doctor October 11, 2011
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polyamorous

A synonym for "slut", "womanizer" or "man-whore"
Polyamorous is the result of a feeble attempt to legitimize acting like a slut or a man-whore but pretending not to be subject to the word.
by flybd5juan November 25, 2022
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Polyamorous

To feel attracted to multiple people at the same time/having sexual or romantic intentions for more than one person.
"Did you hear that Lindsay has two boyfriends? She's polyamorous!"
by iisxmi November 4, 2018
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