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Zoey Pollock

An extremely beautiful woman with an amazing first and last name.

This species of name is rare, and must be careful around, as if you disturb them, they may attack.
Some common traits of this combination include but is not limited to -

- Randomly screaming
- Eye twitching
- Very sensitive
- Loves dogs
- Can't take a joke
Once you get a Zoey Pollock in your life don't lose her!
"Oh why are your eyes twitching man" "You're acting like a Zoey Pollock"
"No woman in this world is as beautiful and amazing as a Zoey Pollock"
by MrLuigiRPG December 12, 2019
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Pittsburgh Polack

A pre-coital misstep in which the penis is erroneously inserted into the anus, rather than vagina and the bowels are uncontrollably released.
I was so drunk this weekend I took a girl in the alley behind the End Zone and gave her the ole Pittsburgh Polack.
by Oletoker May 20, 2010
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Pollock the Porcelain

Diarrhea of such an extreme and explosive nature as to render the inside of one's toilet bowl like a concave representation of a Jackson Pollock painting.

May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.

Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."
Pollock the Porcelain: verb

"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."
by Dick Gazzina May 21, 2007
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pollock toe lock

The act of inserting one's toe into an unsuspecting vagina to which the female quickly clinches causing the inserter to fight to get their toe back out.
How did Gabe break his toe this weekend?

He broke it in that soccer girl's vagina.

I warned him about trying to Pollock Toe Lock an athlete.
by Txspike October 7, 2011
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Polack Holmes

A clueless and unobservant Polish person; derived from a sarcastic play on the name of famously observant and perceptive detective, Sherlock Holmes.
"Did you know that my dad drinks a bottle of vodka a day? I think he might be an alcoholic."

"No kidding, Polack Holmes."
by Shmingus Dingus October 9, 2009
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polack

derogatory term used for people from Poland, Polish descent and sometimes for other people from Eastern Europe
This polack lawyer is so rich!
by jebajsie May 4, 2009
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jackson pollock face paint

While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.
Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.
by DancemasterJ October 10, 2020
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