poll pox

the rash that strippers get from working the pole too much (also thought to be caused with a reaction with the brass or cleaners)

dancer: "I need to work tomorrow cause rents coming up but i've got a mean case of poll pox!"

by nawty newbe May 26, 2006

poll whore

Someone who votes for booty/gold/money or what have you.

Will you join?
Yes
21% 10
No
19% 9
Poll Whoring! XD
58% 27
Total Votes : 46

Most people just like to be poll whores.

by Lily Powell May 4, 2006

poll sucker

Someone who relies heavily on political or other polls. Even though the media conducts polls on a seemingly daily basis, it is hard to find anyone who has actually been contacted, or knows someone who has. This tends to support the theory that pollsters are actually the guy who passes the bong to the journalist as they snicker like school girls over their snow job.

The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.

Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"

Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."

by Tuftskins June 2, 2009

poll troll

An internet user who is obsessed with finding a poll/survey to take. He will go around a website and take the survey, then giggle with excitement when other's results load.

Poll Troll: Oooooh, I found a good poll!
What do you like most?
-Green eggs with ham
-Turkey with mayonnaise
-Monkey brains
Poll Troll: Green eggs and ham of course! Hee hee hee the results are coming soon!

by KingOfTheLand April 14, 2008

Poll Teaser

An individual or class of individuals who enjoy withholding who they will eventually vote for in an election; an individual or class of individuals who manipulate(s) polls by telling telephone canvassers or other poll-takers he/she is in favor of a candidate and then his/her rival depending on the day of the week he/she is asked; an undecided voter.

Chad enjoyed confounding telephone surveyors by never telling them whom he would ultimately vote for. He is a real
poll teaser.

by the original serial poet November 5, 2012

Poll of the Day (PotD)

The gayest board on Gamefaqs.com where all the 12 year old PS2 fanboys hang out and bash Xbox because its so much better than that gay PS2

The Madsen decided to go to the PotD board in order to pwn 12 year old retards.

by White Sox Rule June 7, 2004

poll smoker

one who gives blow jobs

Man danny is such a poll smoking faggo

by TonyMontana May 25, 2003