Polito

A sweet, innocent guy at heart. Not afraid to express himself.
Full of prosperity and talent, loving every moment he gets from pleasing a crowd. A carefree character that has a clear feminine side. Stands out from the crowd and always has something to share and someone to share it with. Moves on quickly through life and is admired by many, but hurts people with comments that may seem very simple to him. Naive at times, Linguistic, cheerful, honest, smiley, juvenile, good-looking, confident, funny, talented.... this list could go on forever ;)
If you know a Polito, you're very lucky. Better snatch him quickly! cuz he'll move on FAST.

Georgina: A guy thought he could run across greesy wood, and fell buttox first, dragging a pile of saw dust down with him. Everyone laughed! :D

Cassy: Pahaha! He must be a Polito! ;)

by Friday Mcfee February 7, 2013

polidick

A politician who is dick.

That Bob Smith guy sure is a polidick.

by ExhausePipeBanger May 25, 2011

polikoff

To eat free filthy/dirty food.

Derived from the greek word poli-koffinos (dirty-fucking-cheap-slob)

A further examination of Polikoff in Greco-Roman mythology finds that a shit Demon was also named Polikoff.

1. Hey dude the cat wizzed on that pizza that you just ate. You just polikoffed!!!

2. Why did you polikoff my dump? You knew it wasn't chocolote!!!

by Prober September 8, 2004

bowling polio

When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.

After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.

by wordsmith galore December 18, 2014

polino

1. legendary
2. a known pimp of any lands
3. knows how to treat a lady

every aspiring legend wants to be a polino.

by a dino March 28, 2004

polio

1. A highly contagious disease, but a vaccine was created to stop it.
2. Someone who is useless to humanity.
3. A bad substitute for the word "cool".

1. Polio vaccines were created in 1955.
2. "That guy is such a polio."
3. "That car is so polio!"

by JeniBlack March 30, 2010

polipology

An apology that is not an apology, in the manner of a politician.

Rep.: But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.
Ex-wife: You had a hooker on speed-dial. This sounds like a polipology to me.

by beeflips December 9, 2008