Poink

It's When you hit something with your dick and it bounces off

My Dick Poinked when I hit that woman's ass

by Loung Reddick September 8, 2023

Mississippi oink and poink

Cover yourself in bologna shove a curly fry in your ass and make oinking noises as you angrly jerk off

"Im sorry I left early guys, i needed to relax with a nice Mississippi Oink and Poink

by Flamingpeesocket February 10, 2019

Choink Poink

When Emma kok jabs her right elbow into her side, moans abt it, and then says voila and shimmy cocos away

Guys ur on the diagonal you gotta choink poink and then peace out

by Laura Shingledinger February 29, 2024

Pink Guy

A literal rad god, he produces true and plentiful ear necture and is what all mortals should bow down too. It is even better knowing he is an excellent cook and total babe.

John: Have you heard that new song?
Tom: I won't listen to music if it isn't Pink Guy

by A PINK GUY FAN April 18, 2017

pink toothbrush

When a man puts toothpaste on his dick and uses it to brush another person's teeth

My girlfriend stayed the night but forgot her toothbrush. I told her don't worry, she can use my pink toothbrush

by bácón December 26, 2020

Pink n big

A succulent pink and gigantic cock that generally lies between a white man's thighs

While I was in deep sleep mode, I was awaken to Frankie's pink n big dangling over my forehead.

by Roobeer March 11, 2020

paint a turd pink

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.

The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"

by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017