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Pomedy

Messy ass black man's relaxed hair. Makes them look like a wet pomeranian, it's a joke - a pomeranian comedy.
Thato : Frannie, look at that guy with his poor man's relax.

Wel: Oh no Fran, it's a pomedy. Like that hair Drogba had for years.
by Trent Dlamini March 4, 2021
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Poemer

A person who frequently has embarrassing fantasies that should not usually be shown to others.
A: Is he a poet?
B: No way. He is just a poemer, and he is just asserting his fantasy.
by Akane Human Watcher September 18, 2022
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poemelt

noun. po'-e-melt

1. a poem that melts your heart, especially one written for you or about you, or sent to you in a card.
2. the feeling of having your heart melted by a poem, song, artsy drama, musical chik-flik, or a good poetic line from your sweetie.
Poemelt from my sweet Miss J

Outside the snow is glistening...
And my heart just breathes a sigh.
How I wish that you were here,
To hold me close, just you and I .

I'd wrap my arms around you,
Gently pull you to my chest.
Then kiss you very softly...
My heart full of tenderness.

Yes, I'd hold you close forever,
As a tear escapes my eye...
Because of all I'm feeling,
Of all the years gone by.

How I long to hold and touch you,
Clasp your tender hand in mine,
Outside today it's snowing...
But there's a fire in this heart of mine.
by Gallavantin December 14, 2009
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Poomed

Being successfully exhausted or at the edge of falling asleep after a good and busy day.
"Woah, that was crazy! Base-jumping, laser tagging, parkour, shopping...what a day! I am so poomed!"

Or, simply..."I am so poomed." (With a suggested mood and previous day schedule that was completely and utterly pure awesomeness.)
by Diane Toluvia June 24, 2011
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poesed

Poesed is a synonym for getting smacked or him by something.
"that cricket ball Poesed him in the face"

"I would have Poesed him but my name isn't Callum"
by TheBoss May 3, 2014
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premeditated infirmary

The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.
Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"

*THAT MONDAY*

Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."
by Psycho-J December 1, 2006
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Pom Pommed

To have Pom Pom wine and dine you after being previously step mommed and floor tommed.
by Xero January 20, 2005
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