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Pocketizer

When you keep a snack in your pocket just Incase you get hungry before dinner
Liz: I’m starving and it’s only 3 o’clock

Jen: I’ve got a pocketizer if you need it.

Liz: that would be great

Jen: (reaches in her pocket and pulls out some snacks for Liz)
by FunkyValleyMom August 7, 2018
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pocketries

general thing that you keep in your pocket i.e. mobile, wallet.
have you got your phone?
oh shit, i left all my pocketries at home
by Fionn Lavery June 9, 2005
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pocketeer

One who has a fetish for going into others pockets.
Thats my personal space you pocketeer!
by Doozer May 31, 2005
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Pocketsex

1:sexual actions that are hidden, by having one person slide their hand into the other's pocket and pleasuring them

2: sex between midgets, who, due to their smaller size, can sometimes have sexual intercourse inside the pocket of a coat.
*thump, thump thump thump.*

"psst, hey, could you keep the pocketsex down? ....fucking midgets...."
by davidmcmuffin August 22, 2011
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Pocketboo

/pah-ket-bu/

Noun
1. An individual, male or female, who is interested in you, but they will always be a backup plan i.e. in your pocket

2. An individual who you are not completely interested in, but they are a possible contender

3. Not to be mistaken with the side boo, because you do not regularly indulge in interaction with this individual

4. The creator of the term pocketboo regrets to inform readers that if the criterion mentioned above applies to you, then you may in fact, be a pocketboo.

Pocketboo Levels:
Level 1: Friend

a. You have not had altercations with

b. Most likely the individual only has a crush on you for more than 2 months

Level 2: Contact friend

a. You have had altercations with this individual
b. Individual is aware of their place in the friend zone
c. Individual knows their place in the pocket

Level 3: Attractive

a. Possibility of relationship is minimal
b. Physical appearance is extremely and aesthetically pleasing to the pocket holder
Level 4: The Ex
a. May or may not have a difficult personality to tolerate

b. Always will be there for the pocket holder i.e. flat tire fixer

c. Closest to the real boo, but history impedes on the ability of building a future with this specific pocketboo
I have a boyfriend, but Trent is my pocketboo.
by Tia Holley January 29, 2015
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pocketchomper

noun: the latest doo-dad, this that or the other
"Hey boy, you seen that latest pocketchomper they were talking about on TV? I gotta get me one of those."
by Hal from Tampa June 26, 2017
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pocketpost

Shitpost that involves pockets. Invented by r/5t44t4yf5frt3
time to shitpost, pocketpost time too
by Nekromancers May 20, 2022
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