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Pocketician

A politician who is suspected or confirmed to be in someones pocket. It could be anything from an individual to a major corporation.
You could tell he was a Pocketician by the way his agendas always favored the states major fuel company. He constantly found ways of making them more powerful and always backed down to their demands.
by Austeer July 1, 2012
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Pocketboo

/pah-ket-bu/

Noun
1. An individual, male or female, who is interested in you, but they will always be a backup plan i.e. in your pocket

2. An individual who you are not completely interested in, but they are a possible contender

3. Not to be mistaken with the side boo, because you do not regularly indulge in interaction with this individual

4. The creator of the term pocketboo regrets to inform readers that if the criterion mentioned above applies to you, then you may in fact, be a pocketboo.

Pocketboo Levels:
Level 1: Friend

a. You have not had altercations with

b. Most likely the individual only has a crush on you for more than 2 months

Level 2: Contact friend

a. You have had altercations with this individual
b. Individual is aware of their place in the friend zone
c. Individual knows their place in the pocket

Level 3: Attractive

a. Possibility of relationship is minimal
b. Physical appearance is extremely and aesthetically pleasing to the pocket holder
Level 4: The Ex
a. May or may not have a difficult personality to tolerate

b. Always will be there for the pocket holder i.e. flat tire fixer

c. Closest to the real boo, but history impedes on the ability of building a future with this specific pocketboo
I have a boyfriend, but Trent is my pocketboo.
by Tia Holley January 29, 2015
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pocketchomper

noun: the latest doo-dad, this that or the other
"Hey boy, you seen that latest pocketchomper they were talking about on TV? I gotta get me one of those."
by Hal from Tampa June 26, 2017
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pocketpost

Shitpost that involves pockets. Invented by r/5t44t4yf5frt3
time to shitpost, pocketpost time too
by Nekromancers May 20, 2022
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knocking pocketbooks

When 2 gay men are going full-force after the same man or thing
I'm sure you'd make a great roommate, but I think we'd just end up knocking pocketbooks.
by Rovich68 January 18, 2015
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Air out the pocketbook

Leaving your underwear off while you sleep. AKA, giving the vajayjay a breather.
I'm going to air out the pocketbook tonight. I ran 10 miles today, the cooter's a bit sweaty.
by Nimmphomaniac September 5, 2016
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Pocketlion

A mini lion that is in your pocket. These creatures are thrown at unsuspecting victims and you scream "POCKETLION!" whilst throwing it. They are able to be deflected by the few selected creators of the pocketlion.
Sam: Hey Kalvin, what's up?
Kalvin: POCKETLION!
Sam: Deflected.
Kalvin: Damn.
by Maximillian Schmitt March 27, 2008
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