Poach

To scroll through someone's Facebook friends to see if there is anyone you might (kinda) know to add as your own friend

I poached my old roommate from Mike's friends today.

I'm bored with my friends, I'm going poaching today.

That guy John from your party poached me yesterday.

by ledbyrain January 13, 2009

Poached

A Synonym for salty, cheesed, cringed, angry, upset, frustrated, pissed.

Omg I forgot my charger at home, I'm so poached.

by Motherfuckerjones40 December 16, 2016

poach

to borrow with no intent of returning usually a small insignificatn item such as a cig or small coin

can I poach a smoke?

by catchingsmoke May 20, 2010

Poach

Poach means cool, in style, or swag. Other forms include poachin' and poached.

That girl is poached!
Look how poach this shirt is!

by CadyCaty December 27, 2012

Poached

To be really stoned.

''He's so poached, he dosent know what he's talking about'
'Dude, I'm so poached after that cone'

by Yewyewyeww June 20, 2016

poaching

when some complete nublet on an FPS like cod4 waits to see red dots on the map then runs there like a madman to wipe out the two or more people fighting because they have decreased each others health easy shit kill for nubs!!!

"oh look red dots run!!!"
"haha poached em both i pwn!!"
no you fucking dont!!poaching is for nubs

by gurner December 15, 2008

poaching

When a highschool student goes after a person who is in junior high or below. Also known as robbing the cradle.

Mauro: "I was totally poaching my cousin's hot girlfriend"
AJ: "Dude, she in 8th grade and your 17..."
Mauro: "But shes hot"
AJ: "Get a life, at least wait till the graduate..."
Ms. Silva "Both of you guys need to get a life"

by DeadlySnyper May 24, 2009