muffin snuggling pirate puncher

a person who is a complete dumbass

“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”

by Memesalad August 21, 2021

CLIT PUNCHER

ANY ONE THAT HITS LIKE A BITCH IS A WHIMPY CLIT PUNCHER

WHATS UP PUBE CHIN WANNA SCRAP SHIT YOU HIT LIKE A BITCH WHAT A CLIT PUNCHER

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 28, 2011

Donkey Puncher

When a man is having anal sex with a person, and he punches them in the back of the head to make them clinch up on his dick.

Jim donkey punched that girl last night.

by Kent June 15, 2003

clown puncher

A derogatory term used to discribe one who has been caught masterbating. Also usful in slaging someone.

Leave me alone ya clown puncher!

by Joe Mama November 28, 2004

car puncher

Somebody who habitually starts unnecessary and intense Facebook arguments with random strangers.

May also punch cars.

"Don't be a car puncher, Nicole. Just walk away from the thread your uncle started about anti-vaxxers."

by elliko May 20, 2021

bum puncher

A slang (and usually derogatory) term for a homosexual. It was used by Stephen King in hi novel "It".

In "IT", a policeman states; "On the subject of bum punchers I'm neutral."

by geinman May 1, 2013

Donkey Punchers

The coolest geocaching group in Merced, CA. Known for being unable to find the easiest of caches, and often resort to calling other people for clues.

Person 1-"Dude i dont know where this cache is, someone must have stolen it."

Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."

by Night Owl920 September 25, 2010