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station designed only for gasoline, taking shits in the bathroom, and nothing else (not even peeing)
"Where's the nearest pump and dump, I need to poop and I'm on empty"
by Dick Sunshine August 23, 2006
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When you and your girl are banging and midway have to poop. So you are sitting on the toilet in missionary, pooping together. The Pump and dump.
Last night Cindy and I were so drunk after B Dubs, we had to Pump and Dump afterwards.
by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 30, 2016
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When you and your girl are banging and midway have to poop. So you are sitting on the toilet in missionary, pooping together. The Pump and dump.
Last night Cindy and I were so drunk after B Dubs, we had to Pump and Dump afterwards.
by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 30, 2016
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When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.
Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it
by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018
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A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.
Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...
by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020
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The act of defecating after having intercourse.
"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "
by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020
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When a woman gives you a hand job while you take an enormous shit on her chest.
Yeah bro, me and Annie love a good old fashioned Pump and Dump.
by DogeRager January 30, 2021
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