Do you guys not have phones?

A sentence used by a guy who sold out a well-known famous franchise to the chinese investors during a certain convention joined by hundreds of fans.

Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.

Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).

Example 1:
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "

Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"

Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"

by Moira Tyles January 9, 2019

Planespotting

Harsh and dangerous sport involving the use of a camera, often performed by the weird people known as plane spotters, they will do almost anything to have a good day planespotting. The most common threat to planespotting is the wild savages, also known as airport police. Planespotting is done in all conditions, rain or shine.

Did you hear about that weirdo planespotter who was brutally asked to leave by airport police while planespotting?

by TrollLol6969 January 22, 2022

Game of phones

A game where if someone leaves their phone lying around, someone else uses it to take a selfie.

Leslie: "I checked my pictures, it's all selfies of Paul from earlier?"

Paul: "Game of phones!"

by Tarvu August 7, 2014

Hit the phones

Used on Twitter to dismiss liberals who try to explain why it’s the progressives’ and leftists’ fault that their weak candidate is unable to win. These kinds of “people” are affectionately known as shitlibs.

“Hit the phones” refers to phonebanking: making calls for a political campaign and therefore working to get a candidate elected. Therefore, if someone uses the phrase, it means they think a liberal is wasting their time harassing leftists and instead should be contributing to their campaign if it is so important to them that they win this election.

Liberal: “Vote Biden, or fuck off. We have two choices: fascism or democracy. A vote for anyone else is a vote for Trump. Why? Because I said so.”

Anyone with a brain: “Hit the phones, lib! Voters aren’t gonna convince themselves! Every minute you spend not making calls for Biden is a minute spent making calls for Trump.”

by Unapologetic Socialist September 8, 2020

Dumb Girls with Smart Phones

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.

Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.

by Comics Nut December 11, 2011

PhoneSells

selling goods & services over the telephone.

Ray has picked up his client base due to his increased PhoneSells

by 30 hawk November 24, 2009

planesspotter

A boss human being who spends every waking moment looking at planes and lurking around airports taking photos.

person 1: Whoa is that a planesspotter!
Person 2: yep pretty cool right?

by Bossssssspeople September 8, 2016