Zack Morris phone

One of those 8 pound cell phones that resembles a brick. These devices were primarily made by Motorola in the mid to late 1980's. Zack Morris (a.k.a. Mark-Paul Gosselaar) regularly used these giant "portable" phones on the popular syndicated show, "Saved By The Bell."

Bill: Hey Joe, can I use your cell?
Joe: Yep, let me just get it out of my breifcase for you...
Bill: Jeez! Is that a Zack Morris phone? I'll just wait until I get home. I wouldn't be caught dead talking on that dinosaur...

by ed rogers January 5, 2005

clue phone

An imaginary phone, whose futile hope, is to alert the terminally oblivious to reality.

This put down probably unintentionally originated in 1973 with the forerunner of Wheel of Fortune, Shopper's Bazaar. A player could pick up the clue phone in front of them to hear whether the puzzle was a person, place or thing.

Someone needs to pick up the clue phone.

Ask not for whom the clue phone rings, it rings for thee.

Will (insert politician here) please pick up the white courtesy clue phone.

by The Winch December 15, 2008

Jerk Phone

A phone used only for viewing online porn. This phone is most often obtained by upgrading your existing phone, thus rendering your old phone as a high quality smut machine. The jerk phone is often reset to factory settings before use.

Dan: Has anyone seen my jerk phone? I need to take a shower

Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah

by MrMojoRisin17 April 23, 2018

phone sex

The method of having sex virtually when you can’t go link with your bitch in person. Y'all just have sex over FaceTime and get freaky over the phone and just use your imagination a little bit to make it seem like you are having actual sex. This shit usually works best when the dude is jerking his shit while the bitch is rubbing her shit. Shit, I know dudes who could get horny enough to try and stick their dicks into the charger port of their phones but that's for another day. There's some tards who will try to argue that partaking in phone sex is enough to classify as losing your virginity but those dudes are on crack. This definition will play a very key role in a later definition known as “160”

Damn my bitch lives in Oregon and I live in the broke ass state of Missouri, I really wanna have sex with her but I'm gonna have to do it through phone sex and I'm excited because I'll lose my virginity too.

by TurnM3Up December 23, 2020

phone

A piece of glass stuck to plastic that takes up time and dies everyday but comes back to life after being plugged into an outlet.

This fucking phone is coming back to life!!!

by AZZ-HOLEZ December 7, 2016

phone it in

Perform an act in a perfunctory, uncommitted fashion, as if it didn't matter.

She sang the National Anthem, but she was just phoning it in as far as I could tell.

by octopod November 8, 2003

Phone Stoned

Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.

Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.

by ahhandrew August 5, 2010