Ploffin

Proper bored like really bored like the boredest you can ever get

Oml im proper ploffin

by BassManEbony August 1, 2018

PLooking

Very pog looking

omg you're so plooking bestie

by Michesbfsuperfan March 19, 2021

Plorking

When you play while you work. In-office, this can be nerf gun fights. Working from home, this can be a quick game of online scrabble, a virtual karaoke session, or even just a quick catch-up via video with your coworkers.

It's a way to achieve work/life balance when the working day seems to never end.

"Man, how does Alex get so much done? The guy is plorking every time I see him"

by James Neutron Jr. December 22, 2021

plosking

The act of smoking a cigarette through your anus and then blowing out the cigarette with a fart

Me and my girl were bored with one cigarette left so we decided to do some plosking

by anonymous April 19, 2024

plofding

Masturbating by the use of only touching your testicles.

Man I was plofding last night, and Lord was it good.

by thebigdave May 28, 2024