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Hockey Players 

the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. We'll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl/guy is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, packin' lips, the word "fuck", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard? It's not for the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. We do it because we love it
I wanna date a hockey players like dom brennan

8bdm players 

the most disgusting, repulsive, brain lacking, smelly, sorry excuses for human beings. They will cry when they are not given enough attention and will do as much as ruin a persons life if they have the power to. Though they are the easiest targets, they are also the most peskiest. They're weak on their own, but One by one, they will come at you with their screeches with the power of a thousand suns, each crying about how your an evil person and should be removed from the community. Despite their persistence, they fall quite easily due to their massive flaws. Some would eat their own waifus shit if it meant being able to be with them, some would cry and send armies of children towards your DMs in hopes of bringing you down. They gather often make speeches of ridding the most dominant of players. In other words, theyre gay xD
It looks like they were modeled after 8bdm players.

Fuckin' 8bdm players can't make a mod worth shit, kek
8bdm players by faIco January 29, 2019

thots and players 

2019 version of “thoughts and prayers”.

“Thots and players” are what millennials give to gawd, and hoes we don’t like much.
Her: “I’m dating your ex now.”

Me: “Well...thots and players, bish.

Ohio Players 

One of the greatest funk band ever. Led by Junie Morrison until he left the band in '74. Some of their best known songs are : Fire, Funky Worm & Ecstasy. Around '77, Junie Morrison joined the P-Funk mob and co-wrote some of their most famous hits including : One Nation Under a Groove & (Not Just) Knee Deep.
1. James Brown
2. Sly & The Family Stone
3. Parliament/Funkadelic
4. Ohio Players

Hockey Players 

EXTREMELY good looking, most go to a preppy high school, wear lulu lemon, have sexy hair, and pull bitches. Attract a certain type of girl, but all the ladies love em and the guys wanna be em. Hockey players are hands down the sexiest people alive.
Cam: Yeah I know, but she gets with all the hockey players.
Ella: How could she not, if I could I would too!

among us players 

Horny Girl: LOOKING FOR BF PLS DATE ME
Regular Person: no
Eiti: YELLOW KILLED MY FRIEND ON DISCORD

Among us players have 0 iq
among us players by BigSmoke40 November 16, 2020