1. He claimed he got to third base with her, but i smelled his fingers, peistache!
2. What a sweet peistache. I wish i could grow an upper lip garden like that
2. What a sweet peistache. I wish i could grow an upper lip garden like that
by Scroto Baggins February 4, 2010
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A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.
Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
by /weird February 12, 2019
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"It was hard"
-"Pistachio"
-"Pistachio"
by rtac April 29, 2008
Get the pistachio mug.When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.
Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'
by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008
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Get the texas pistachio wagon mug.The Single most addicting snack ever
they look like little green penuts but DO NOT BE FOOLED!
they are really little green alien seeds sent to earth so that once one becomes addicted and eats enough they will explode and little alien babies shall run free...
Thee aliens plan on harvesting the seeds in 2012
they look like little green penuts but DO NOT BE FOOLED!
they are really little green alien seeds sent to earth so that once one becomes addicted and eats enough they will explode and little alien babies shall run free...
Thee aliens plan on harvesting the seeds in 2012
by Troya! February 23, 2009
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