Petophile

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!

The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petophile".

The "petifiler" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!

Doing it "doggie style" has a different meaning to a "petifile".

Gerbilling is "Petophillia" gone rouge.

by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011

Pwnaphile

A gamer who delights in defeating and demeaning children in video games, to the extent of seeking out children's games in order to beat children at them.

He's such a pwnaphile that he's been power leveling in Hello Kitty Online for the last 5 hours.

by Bladefu March 27, 2012

Petalphile

A lover of succulent plants who practices proplifting - secretly taking fallen succulent leaves/pedals from others' plants - for the purpose of propagation (growing a new plant.)

Depending on context and emphasis, "petalphile" might be used as a derogatory term, but is usually heard as a quasi-humorous term of endearment.

"I saw you pocket those fallen succulent pedals in the store - you're such a petalphile." (Be sure to enunciate clearly to avoid ambiguity and confusion of this with the similar, but deadly serious, term from which this is a play on words.)

by mesi June 4, 2018

Pizzaphile

A somewhat obsessive/obscene/abnormal love for pizza.

Waiter: may I take your order?
Customer: two extra large American hot pizzas, please. With extra peppers. And chillies. And pepperoni.

Waiter: (under his breath) pizzaphile...

by datstudentlife October 31, 2015

PETAphiles

derogatory term for members or supporters of PETA

person 1: "hey, did you know PETA is talking shit about Steve Irwin?" person 2: "they are? fuck those PETAphiles"
person 1: "PETAphiles think they're such hot shit but they kill 80% of the animals they 'rescue'"

by MysteryAccent February 27, 2019

Podaphile

When a friend or family member touches your IPod without your consent.

Quit touching my Ipod you look like a podaphile!

by Draxx them Sklounst July 23, 2012

pedaphile-rub

contact made from a pedaphille or other sexual miscreant/sleeze usually circular motions or patting followed by heavy breathing

that guy gives candy for pedaphille-rubs at the playground

by J-VERBAL, WERD. X March 30, 2005