Pipe the fuck down

1. Shut Up. Generally used whenever someone is being especially loud or annoying
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.

1. Person A: blahblahblahblahblah
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN

2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.

by Mr. Handlebars January 10, 2013

pipe the fuck down

"pipe the fuck down"

use it when anyone is being outrageous. or just doing something you find unreasonable.

Teacher: "tonight's homework is-"

Jenna: "PIPE the fuck down."

or used to dismiss unfavorable action:

*guy presses elevator button again even though you have clearly pressed it*

"PIPE the FUCK down, sir"

by ListerineMachine January 23, 2013

Lay down the pipe

Sex. Used prominently by rappers trying to score and lay a little pipe. When they still could.

Hey momma, no need to be up tight. I can lay down the pipe, making it more streamlined than Michael Phelps.

by dark_art_heart April 22, 2018

down the green pipe

A metaphor for taking a daring and risky route when attempting to solve a problem. This is associated with the phrase from the video game Super Mario Bros. where the titular characters went down the green pipe to reach secret coins and warp to other parts of the game.

I'm going down the green pipe to solve this issue!

by The Ferocious Whomper January 5, 2023

pepperoni pipedown

When you have a hard pepperoni and you give it to a girl she smack your dick til it gets red then she ducks it off until she says "Hey! Give me the fucking sauce"

Go buy a hard pepperoni and let's do a pepperoni pipedown

by Solomander2017 August 16, 2016