Chilli Pilates (/pɪˈlɑ tɪz/;1 German: piˈla təs) is a physical fitness system developed in the early 20th century by Jóse Pilates, after whom it was named. The practice involves applying chilli powder to the rectum, resulting in the subject dancing around frantically on the spot, whilst naturally building up a sweat due to the fiery goodness of the chilli powder itself. Breathing is important in the Chilli Pilates method, as it is with living, otherwise you die, but it also naturally cools you down, a method commonly used by the boop-snooted floofer.
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