pinned

To hold somebody immobile.

Festivus isn't over until the head of the household has been pinned!

by Rind April 28, 2004

pinned

In basketball, to get one's shot blocked and pressed against the backboard at the same time by an opposing defender.

Hahaha... you got pinned!

by cheapsoot November 30, 2011

pinned to the mat

The lethargic almost comatose-like state you are in after ingesting too much Klonopin (prescription tranquilizer). The word pinned obviously derived from KlonoPIN.

Darren took one look at me and he could tell that I was totally PINNED TO THE MAT.

by Barbiegirl007 May 30, 2006

Guinea Piged

When you shave off all your pubes, keep them under the bed while having sex and proceed to glue the pubes onto her back with your cum.

"Yo Chad how was Stacy in bed last night?"

"Awh dude she was freaky as fuck, I even Guinea Piged her!"
"Dude thats sick no way! I wish my girl would let me do that."

by Bigmitch 679 March 3, 2019

Two Pinned Inplug

someone who interferes children. In that case likes to have sex with children.

I will not accept you application to be the caretaker for the school you fucking two pinned inplug!

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

pinned down

Being cornered by a co-worker, with no obvious means of escape, and having to listen endlessly to boring stories. The urgency of the situation is proportional to the story - listening to Star Trek or boob job stories requires immediate intervention.

Quick, Alan's pinned down by the water cooler! Page him!

by Marc Bernard July 28, 2008

pinned

To hit a car's top speed while driving.

Comes from driving a vehicle so fast that the needle on the speedometer hits the pin after going around the dial and off the scale.

Gentlemen, we have just hit terminal velocity; our golf cart is pinned.

by mrcrankypants July 17, 2004