Penistat

A penis which can be used to accurately measure temperature.

"Is it cold today?"

"Let me go outside and check my penistat."

by ttoptommy July 5, 2012

Penistricken

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.

1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.

by The Penistriker February 2, 2010

penistry

the act of writing or recording the history of your or anothers PENIS

He had a book of his penistry

by Zach October 12, 2003

Pianist

Pee-uh-nist

You know what, I don't care if it sounds like losers favorite word in the world. Because it isn't. There is a huge difference in a piano player and a pianist. A pianist is a true expert, while a piano player eagerly waits for the practice time to be over.

Any total losers who think it sounds like male anatomy are total perverts, they're only thinking that way because it makes them feel better about their porn problems.

The pianist marched off the stage in triumph, after playing the most expertly performed concerto for years.

by The Prodigy98 March 14, 2011

Penistarian

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick

Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.

by Straadius August 1, 2009

Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.

I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015

penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009