paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.

My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...

by Jay April 23, 2005

paddling the canoe

The act of female masturbating herself.

I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.

by Randy Smith June 11, 2006

puddling

The act of peeing in your partner’s anal canal. Goes hand and hand with geysering.

last night i had a sleep boner, insted of wasting it i ramed it into her ass i gave her a puddling.

by GMFU and the ROC August 18, 2008

Puddling

During sex, a woman releases a decent sized puddle unto the man and/or sheets. This is not urine.

Dammit honey, you are puddling all over me!

Need to wash these sheets again, my girlfriend puddled last night.

I'm gonna fuck you so good that I make you puddle!

by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012

Pussy paddling

A surfer who paddles for a wave but never catches it, getting in everyone's way and leaving waves unridden.

"Dude, that guy keeps missing every wave!"
" I know he keeps pussy paddling!"

by BigmamaNancy March 25, 2021

Shallow River Paddling

Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.

“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?

by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010

peddling

To sell illegal drugs

You think you can be peddling around here.

by LoD7rrenRa December 8, 2017