PICNIC 

Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok

(Later)

B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.

PICNIC by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022

PICNIC 

PICNIC is an abbreviation of Problem In Chair Not In Computer

For help desk or incident management classification when the issue was the use inability to follow the process correctly this qualifies as a being a PICNIC

PICNIC by Purdey November 6, 2023

picnic bitch

a girl wearing a cute, checkered dress with an open neckline to show off her collarbones.

ashley: ...and i also bought this checkered dress. its really fucking cute. makes me look like a picnic bitch

picnic bitch by wildflowersass January 18, 2019

picnic-look 

picnic-look (noun) - the picnic-look is the view that onlookers get of a fellow picnic'er's scrotum sac out the bottom of shorts while sitting on the ground. The picnic-look doesn't necessarily have to occur at a picnic, it can occur anywhere males might be seated on the ground in shorts that expose their sacs.

"Dude, did you check out that old man sitting across from me at our church outing last week? He was sitting Indian-style on the ground and was totally giving me the picnic-look."

picnic-look by bump chump August 10, 2009

Picnic Table Shirt 

A Picnic Table Shirt are shirts worn by guys at many bars & clubs around the world. The reason they are called Picnic Table Shirts is because they look very similar to how a picnic table cloth looks. Anything Plaid or Flannel qualifies as a picnic table shirt. They come in short sleeve and long sleeve button downs. Try to avoid this awful current trend.

These Guys often wear very tight skinny jeans that are tighter then anything your girlfriend would wear.

When at a club or bar hanging out with friends you will notice a group of guys wearing the same kind of shirts similar to the kind of shirts you would see on a picnic table cloth.

One of your friends will go is that Paul Bunyan? Your next friend will go I don't think they are lumberjacks. Then you'll reply that they are wearing a picnic table shirt.

Picnic Table Shirt by Ryder65 December 16, 2011

picnic table 

the act of bending a girl over doggie-style and having sex while eating a full four course meal on her back

Dude, I would totally picnic table the shit out of Brandon's mom!

picnic table by Jim115160 July 18, 2012

picnic life 

To be in a situation that is ironically not as easy as a picnic.

"I just tried to get on my boyfriend's back for a piggy back ride, I jumped right over his shoulders and landed on my face. PICNIC LIFE!"

"My boyfriend clicked over on a phone conversation with me, and accidentally conferenced the two calls, I heard him making plans with his OTHER girlfriend, PICNIC LIFE!"

picnic life by nomnomtown January 14, 2010