Picasso Painting

An artistic approach to going to the bathroom. This art occurs accidentally or intentionally, and it doesn’t have to occur in a restroom. When your intestinal track and colon starts gurgling and bubbling with watery excrement and then notifies you that the situation has instantly become critical. You truffle-shuffle your way over to the nearest toilet, drop your pants and underwear as you wobble over to the first available stall, and then turn around and grab your ankles as you shit with all your might. The higher up on the wall the shit goes, the better the Picasso. If you paint onto the ceiling you have turned your art into a Michelangelo painting.

“The neighbors dog wouldn’t shut up all night so I went over and Picasso Painted it.”

by Nob April 27, 2004

picasso of clutchness

the very epitome of being able to perform under pressure and being constantly clutch.

A person who is the picasso of clutch makes the world his palette and inscribes his greatness in it

Kachi is the picasso of clutchness

That elmejoresKash is the picasso of clutchness

by elmejor April 3, 2010

picasso's cubes

One of the many terms (approximately 99) used to refer to breasts, or boobs... Or titties ._.

Picasso's Cubes from "99 words for boobs" song

by Jest'R December 7, 2013

Picasso Pussy Lick

An art form of Spanish descent that's defined by the idea of the perfect cunnilingus. The Picasso Pussy Lick is a skill and title that takes years to develop and is only truly given by the recipient of the perfect cunnilingus.

Hey Adam have you ever given the Picasso Pussy Lick? Samantha almost cried when I gave it to her last night because she said it was so good.

by Joker571 August 4, 2017

Picasso

A typically negative term describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they do not look how you expected them to look. (a variation of Monet)

I thought that guy standing at the bar was really hot but when he turned around, he was a total Picasso.

by Gesso March 18, 2007

Pablo Picasso

The elite twentieth century painter, master of Cubism. And he was NEVER called an asshole - even though he was only 5 foot 3.

Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to pablo picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.

by Dylan J. Hewson January 15, 2008

picasso porn

Pay channel pornography (i.e. Spice) which can barely be viewed through scrambled reception late at night.

"I think thats a breast, or is it a leg? Man, this is straight up picasso porn."

by Dave RI July 21, 2005