Hipster Photographer

A 12 year old girl that screams, MAAAAAHHHHM I want a NIKON!!!
and then uses the camera only in Auto mode to camerawhore

Look at that Hipster photographer, she doesn't even know what aperture and exposer mean.

Hipster Photographer by Smittylovesbacon December 16, 2011

phoTAGrapher 

One who, on Facebook, relentlessly tags themselves and others in recently posted albums (despite the fact that no one else cares to be tagged).

Me: Wow Katie tagged, like, thirty people in that album.
Sean: She's a tagging fiend bro.
Me: Classic photagrapher.

phoTAGrapher by photography, Facebook October 5, 2011

Photographee 

A person or thing whose photograph is being taken (not to be confused with its homonym, photography).
As an analogy, photographee is to photographer as employee is to employer.

"As a photographer, the nature is my favourite photographee."

Photographee by arjunnu December 26, 2015

Photographer 

The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he says.

No women will ever do as you say unless you are a photographer

Photographer by Maurys Gaucho November 7, 2017

Photographer 

An Artist that takes pictures for a living. Photographers are able to get amazing shots through Candid, Pin-ups, Portraits, ect.

People do call themselves photographers even though they take blurry, meaningless, photographs. These people ruin a great form of art. These people normally can not take critiques for their life, even when they ask for it.

Person 1: Look at this photo I just took! I'm such a good Photographer!

Person 2: This is horrible! This has no meaning let alone any definition! You are no photographer.

Other example

Person 1: I'd love some feed back on my photography.

Person 2: First off, this picture is way to burry. I can't tell what's even in this picture. Also the light is extremely yellow, so I'm guessing this was taken inside at night.

Person 1: I'M A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER!! MY MOM TELLS ME I'M THE BEST!!

Person 3: Lolz you asked for critique

Photographer by yourmum234 March 1, 2011

Copycat photographer

A person with a camera who has no unique perspective on the world and no artistic style of their own. They fanboy their favorite photographers without ever giving them credit to look for inspiration for their next "photoshoot." They are always 5 steps behind but as annoying as Peter Pan's shadow. Typical of Instagram photographers aged 16-25. They eventually grow out of this stage when people realize what a phony they are or they die of anal bleeding from being so far up their own ass.

"wow what a great copycat photographer. This reminds me of a shittier version of this person's work."

"Bust out those fairy lights. I'm a copycat photographer ."

"Wow mark I love this photo I think you have the potential to be a future great photographer when you stop being a copycat photographer ."

Copycat photographer by Pewpewhumanpewpew December 26, 2019

Family look best in photographs 

An ancient Greek proverb noting the momentary lapse between discomfort and comedy, between estranged family members when a camera lens watches over them like the legacy they yearn to create for themselves.

Photographer: 'Say: Family look best in photographs'
Family: '? 0........1........2'
Photographer: (pauses until the family realise no ancient Greek proverb could involve a camera)........CLICK
Family: '........4........5........applause :)'

Family look best in photographs by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011