photoshop

software app that "real" designers use...

"haha that stupid shit learnt how to use photoshop but he still has no conception of what pantone reflex blue is! some designer!"

by teevee June 9, 2003

Photoshop

A shop that sells impromptu photos of other people

Customer: Hello , can I please have a solid gold malteaser
Shop Worker: This is a photoshop sir

by Vexets April 21, 2007

Photoshop

Photoshop is one of the worlds most wonderful tools created for photo editing.

Originaly created by John and Thomas Knoll in order to to take a Fing ugly (Fugly) women or biatch and make her modelesk. Also used to take a stick or twig man and make them look buff or ripped.

Became increasingly popular among young women who favor the expand tool to enlarge their breasts(does not always work very well) look up Epic photoshop fail on google and exhibit a should be there.
Photoshop has evolved and many different versions have emerged (CS1, CS2, CS3....ect.) with each new version emerges a new way to turn fuglys into fuckables and twigs into bigs.... *Sigh*

Girl: Look! Kristina I can make myself go up a cupsize in Photoshop!

Boy: This girls boobs are not as big as her pictures make them look.....

Boy: I can just add some abbs into my pics to get the ladies... *wink wink*

Girl: This twig so does not have abbs... UGH *Sigh*

by MasterofMS February 3, 2012

photoshop

A program created to lure wannabe artists into it to exploit its powers.

Photoshop: The artist magnet.

by Eddy Ed September 24, 2005

photoshop

a stupid thing that encourages people to change what they look like and make them more attractive. well guess what don't change what you look like to make people jealous because its just showing how jealous you are for the person who looks like that and if you really want a like on a social media sight then be who you are

photoshop is a stupid bitch that makes people think they need to look less like a duff

by liviegirl473 March 3, 2015

Photoshop

People who are only cool on social media. They front like they are really awesome have it going on, but when you meet them in person they are wack, usually on their phone the whole time.
They have nothing going for them, except their social media presence.

Man I thought Rob was a cool guy turns out he was photoshop.

by Sleev3s August 7, 2017

Photoshop

Used by thots that can’t live with there own bodies, so they use apps to look “better”.

Thots cannot simply beat the troops with photoshop.

by Tyler0098 July 10, 2019