The study of the penile dimensions of male human beings. This can be conducted informally, e.g., a heterosexual woman vetting a potential lover on the basis of his purported or observed length and width, or formally, as when a clinician or condom manufacturer collects data through direct measurements, surveys or some combination of these.
Wanting to shed her reputation as a "size queen," "cockhound," and so on without sacrificing her preferences, KittyJane decided to start putting "expect phallometry" in her online personal ads.
by kemibe November 18, 2012
Get the phallometry mug.Grace couldn't have sex with her boyfriend Kenny because of her serious phallaphobia.
Kenny couldn't show his dick to his girlfriend Grace because of her phalllaphobia.
Kenny couldn't show his dick to his girlfriend Grace because of her phalllaphobia.
by duckiemelon November 30, 2013
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by DmitryDaDouche May 22, 2017
Get the Phallic photograph mug.Like King Midas of greek mythology, a person with GPC believes their penis to be magical, witholding the power to turn a queer woman straight through intercourse. A common syndrome among straight cis men who believe lesbians only exist for their enjoyment.
Derived from an addiction to pornography and the inability to believe women can enjoy sex without his mighty member's participation and, therefore, a disease that causes great inconvenience to all sapphics.
Derived from an addiction to pornography and the inability to believe women can enjoy sex without his mighty member's participation and, therefore, a disease that causes great inconvenience to all sapphics.
Guy: "Hey, you're only a lesbian cuz you haven't had sex with me, I can turn you straight"
Girl: "Wow someone is suffering from The Golden Phallus Complex"
Girl: "Wow someone is suffering from The Golden Phallus Complex"
by suamaede4 August 3, 2022
Get the Golden Phallus Complex mug.An absolutely all around amazing person. Shes HOT and gorgeous and everybody secretly atleast has a little crush on her. Shes smart and sweet and you just wanna be around her, she doesnt hang out with a huge group of friends just like her
main 2 or 3 because shes very loyal. She is just all around better than everyone basically lol justkidding but she seems like it
main 2 or 3 because shes very loyal. She is just all around better than everyone basically lol justkidding but she seems like it
by helllofellows February 12, 2017
Get the Phallon mug.Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)
Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.
by cutesy pastel living doll July 4, 2014
Get the logical phallacy mug.In Argumentation, the act of constructing a line of reasoning unreasonably, its construction built on a foundation of subconscious bias, in order to give the appearance of making a point, for the sole purpose of exaggerating one’s metaphoric genitalia while systematically minimizing their opponent’s.
“Ah, but you overlook another possibility yourself, that of the unison of divinity and insanity. Perhaps the nature of the Infinite is such as to be unquantifiable by the precepts of order, and thus chaotic at heart?
Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”
Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo December 1, 2006
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