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Phoofie

The male equivalent to a queef. i.e.; A fart from a penis.
After I came, there was a little bit of air built up in there, so I let out a phoofie.

My girlfriend queefed in my face, so I phoofied in her vagina.

My girlfriend is letting me define phoofie on her laptop.
by Phoofie King June 6, 2010
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Phloogie

"I was so turned on...I wasn't phloogie any longer"

Pasta, when cooked, becomes phloogie.
by Nostrathomass April 14, 2011
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Ploof

I found out I was allergic to feathers, so I had to give up my feather ploof for a synthetic one.
by Eyetoldyaso April 18, 2022
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ploof

referring to someone as the dumbest person he/she has ever met
Omg, you are such a ploof.
George B. is such a ploof.
by FlonShnobe April 20, 2011
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Phoofy

Phoofy can be whatever you want it to be. Phoofy may be used as a noun, verb and or adjective. Phoofy may also be used in the plural form as "Phoofies".
"This party is phoofy as hell"
"Yo pass me that phoofy"
"Shotty next hit of that phoofy"
"Wow your phoofies look mad nice in that phoofy ass shirt"
"I'll take a phoofy on that kids chest"
by lil phoofizzle April 5, 2009
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ploof

the excess fat piled above the crotch region
" EW! look at plums ploof!" ( see plum )
" its almost as big as Mrs. Engle's!"
by YOUNG CHRIS GEEZY December 28, 2005
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phloog

to be boring or unexciting
my mom won’t let me go out; she’s being phloog.”
by jekgel weeks May 14, 2018
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