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Philadelphia Orchestra

Once a great orchestra, now members and subscribers leaving like rats running from a sinking ship. The orchestra has suffered for a few decades with "Wernick-ites" (translation: endless horrible orchestral commission to make anyone with taste just vomit), and any attempt to reclaim these subscribers will never happen. No recording contracts, no radio broadcasts, a tragic loser now in its final stage of existence.
"I went to the Philadelphia Orchestra concert last night and it was like a beginners music appreciation event. I plan to give up my subscription immediately. Luckily there was none of that dreadful new music from those academic freaks and nerds who call themselves composers".
by Richard Wornout December 15, 2010
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Phil Swift

Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Tape!
by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan June 8, 2018
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What's the plan, Phil?

From "Modern Family". Statement intended to mock and express bewilderment at someone else's actions. Similar sentiment to "what the hell are you doing!?"
In Modern Family S02.E01, Phil and Claire's family exit the old family station wagon. It begins rolling backwards towards the cliff. Phil's reaction, rather than to try to get into the car and hit the brake, is to leap on the hood and grab on, spread-eagled. Claire looks at him with a baffled expression and screams, "What's the plan, Phil?!"
by bob lawblah October 28, 2011
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Philadelphia Footlong

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue
She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.
by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022
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Dan and Phil Games

A gaming channel set up by two nerdy nerd guys (aka Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil on the interwebs) who play games for you enjoyment (and their own).
"bro watch this video of these two blokes bishi bashying eachother on Dan and Phil Games"
"I love it when couples make gaming channels together, especially Dan and Phil Games!"
by Liva Langer January 2, 2015
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Phil Lester

Phillip Michael Lester is a British youtuber from Rossendale, England. His birthday is January 30th, 1987. On his youtube channel (AmazingPhil) his videos generally contain vlogs or funny sketches about daily life, competitions and are often collaberations with his flatmate and fellow youtuber Dan Howell. The pair also present a BBC Radio 1 show. Many of Phil's fans (Philions/Phillions) ship the two in an unfortunately fake relationship called 'Phan' most likely due to their adorable-y cute friendship. On the 6th of July 2013 he reached 1 million youtube subscribers, which is still constantly growing.
(Conversation starter) "So, I heard you ship Phan?" *creepy smile*

"Do you think Phil Lester will ever wear matching socks?"
by Wolfie14 October 22, 2013
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Phil Jones

The new Duncan Edwards and focus of recent tweet to find a better defender in world football.

The colossal of a centre-back is currently plying very little trade at Manchester United.

Has also been referred to by nickname Phil "Calamity" Jones due to high-profile costly errors.

Phil Jones is world-famous for gurning expressions during tight passages of play.
"Name a better defender than Phil Jones."

Phil Jones starting today! Oh christ!
by Benny XI August 12, 2020
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