Pratting

When someone transforms themselves from reasonably chubby to a sexy and extremely muscular, in the style of actor Chris Pratt.

Have you seen John recently, he's pratting and lost like 40 pounds.

by Agt678 April 27, 2015

Pratting

The practice of filing false copyright claims when no justification to do so exist.

Team Skeptic was the victim of Pratting which YouTube reversed. Now the case is going to Judge Judy. Pratting has become popular among Flerfs who can't refute real scientific claims.

by Candlestick man August 2, 2019

Couch Patting

Couch Patting is when you are so munged out at a gig you pat the couch to get a girl to sit next you rather than string up a conversation. This Couch Patting has been coined by a young man named Arnold. He has perfected this couch patting in such way it has allowed him to spend an entire weekend with the coolest chicks around and has provided him with friend recommendations in Sydney.

Let's go to the Techno for some Couch Patting tonight!

I hope I get Couch Patted tonight!

by Nita81 October 17, 2011

Patting the Steadman

Masturbating, wanking, jaking off, batting etc.

He continued Patting the Steadman till the sticky liquid he liked oozed and squirted out.

by Adolf Hitler IIVXIVXC November 26, 2009

patting it down

Phrase. If during the process of deep passion, a male seizes the major role, and arranges his figure fully, and completely on top of the female's. Commonly used to describe the male as the main role, holding complete authority over "what happens next".

"It" refers to the female, and the male is conducting the action, and is pressing down.

Joey was patting it down last night, it was hard not to hear it through the wall.

Tim never got tired of patting it down.

by HereJustBecause September 24, 2011

Phasting

The process whereby one abstains from listening to the sweet sounds of Phish for at least 72 hours preceding a Phish show. If one does this, enlightenment can be reached during or after the show.

Glen: "Dude, why are you playing the String Cheese Incident? I need some Phish."

Al: "I'm going to Phish on Friday, brethren. No Phish until Phish. We're phasting."

by Chalkdust Torture August 17, 2013

Phattin

When your so desperate you need pussy so you go to talk to a fat chick and try to get some of that pussy.

Guy 1 - "dude look a jerry with that fat chick over there"

Guy 2 - "hes phattin bro"

by 69phatdick69 February 2, 2018