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Robert Pattinson

Indie film darling loved by directors Cronenberg, James Gray, Claire Denis, The Safdie Bothers, David Michôd and Brady Corbet, he has upcoming projects which include The Batman Matt Reeves and starring in Tenet Christopher Nolan, he has been the beloved muse of Dior for the past six years

Post-Production
⋆ Waiting for the Barbarians

⋆ The King (2019)
⋆ The Lighthouse (2019)
⋆ The Devil All The Time (2020)

Filming
⋆ Tenet (2020)

Pre-production

⋆ The Batman (2021)
⋆ The Stars at Noon
Robert Pattinson is so fucking hot and so fucking talented

Robert Pattinson

the absolute love of my life.
boy: hey wanna go on a date?

girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson by haha lol xd November 2, 2020

Platting fog 

something that is imposable to do
1) it's like trying to plat fog

2) I've got more chance of platting fog.....
Platting fog by hteb78 November 10, 2012

Phatinium 

1)A combination of the element Pt being a rare metal with Phat
2)A Cool Metal
3)Pretty Hot and Tempting Metal
4)Pussy, Hips, Ass Tits coated in Rare Metal
5)A dense, malleable, ductile, precious, gray-white transition metal that is Pretty Hot and Tempting
6) On June 5, 2009, Platinum was worth $1263.00 per troy ounce (approximately $40.09 per gram). Thats Phatinium.
1) Dude that Phatinium is better than Gold!

2) Damn, she hot like Phatinium
Phatinium by RonPar August 29, 2009

Patting Your Horse 

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’

phanting 

1. acting, behaving, resembling an elephant
2. panting/breathing heavily due to being fat (i.e. an elephant)
1. Dude, why didn't you call my sister back? Cuz that bitch is phanting, SON!

2. Joanne passed by a bakery and started phanting.
phanting by peterkz November 20, 2009