Peetard

A retard who pees.

he's a professional peetard.

by zandubaam October 19, 2022

Pertarded

Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.

''Omg Dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn't...there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their breasts on E. The whole situation was pertarded.

by See Dee June 16, 2010

peetard

Somone who has to go to the bathroom a lot and/or has a small bladder.

Kayla's such a peetard, she looked like she was about to piss herself when she ran into the bathroom!

by Wail Halls September 3, 2006

Petard

puh-tard

1. Someone who has become borderline retarded because they smoked way too much Pot.
2. A dumb Pothead.

Cheech and Chong used to be funny back in the day. But now they're a couple of petards.

by DonnieLee August 14, 2006

petard

penis retard

bruh you a petard?

by ceo of petard April 2, 2020

petard

somebody named peter that is retarded or acts like it

peter stop being a petard and quit lighting my hair on fire!

by esse March 23, 2005

petardo

someone which is quite slow, stupid

jose es mucho petardo

by hajime123456 January 26, 2011