Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

pwmpticmttieyp

play with my 🐱 till i 💦 multiple times then ill eat your 🐱

what to pwmpticmttieyp.

by thefreak101001010 November 2, 2020

pempo

a person that gets drunk off of cheap malt liquor.

Look at that pempo passed out behind the garbage can.

by ringerrosser July 12, 2010

pempsi

A very sexy woman who is also a very kind person

That girl was pempsi as hell

by Oosy June 11, 2018

Pewpee

A name for a boyfriend, who mutates into an ant larvae and than back into a human in the blink of an eye. Sometimes, though he gets caught inbetween his human and larvae stages, and you have to call out "PEWPEE PEWPEE PEWPEE," before he goes back into human form.

Pewpee why you actin' a foo!

by Ashleeaka Boodro September 6, 2008

pewp

n. shit, crap, stink bricks/nuggets

that dog just dropped a huge pile of pewp on my lawn!
or
the AWP sux liek pewp.
and
WTF pwned by a n00btard pile of pewp.

by Jimmy P. Fuxnugget January 27, 2003

i pewpewpew'd your ass

phrase....created by someone very tumblr famous... used on a Vincent Castronovo Facebook Hater

person1-i will kill your favorite celebrity

you call the cops and person1 gets arrested

you-i pewpewpew'd your ass!

by JOswag July 29, 2011