Maria Perez

Jess Mariano’s wife

Teagan, stop talking about Jess, we all know he’s Maria Perez’s!

by bigg_dick_energy June 28, 2019

Maddy Perez

The Queen B of Euphoria High school…All the girls wish they were her.

Stab her in the back you will regret it, much like her friend Cassie

When she is not completely destroying her abusive ex/bf/complicated in arguments you may find her beating some girl up, babysitting, or hanging out with friends

She also has the best y2k inspired fits

Did you know Cassie was sleeping with Maddys boyfriend Nate?

Do not F with Maddy Perez.

I need to know where Maddy Perez gets her clothes

by T. Cherie B. February 12, 2022

Perve Swerve

Deviating one's course to acquire a better view of, or opportunity to interact with a target.

"I had to perve swerve about 90 degrees to get a better angle on that junk."

by Walter F Hillis July 7, 2015

peerection

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.

"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."

by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010

perennial personality

A person who likes to do the same things year after year.

I set up a “LOVE YA TABLE” in my kitchen on Valentine’s Day. I plant my annual flowers and vegetables in the spring. I decorate my house for Halloween. I carve a pumpkin and give out yummy treats. In November, I put my garden to bed for the winter. Then I ski as much as I can all winter, right into April. I have a perennial personality as I do the same thing year after year after year.

by suzgirl May 29, 2017

Perez Hilton

A piece of trash celebrity blogger who does nothing but insults other people to make his sad pathetic life less miserable. I would call him a worthless faggot, but unlike Perez, I have class.

Girl 1: Girl you should totally start a rumor about that slut over there for saying all that shit about you!

Girl 2: No way! I have morals! Who do i look like? Perez Hilton!

by SouthernJew December 21, 2010

sofia perez

that girl who has a bigger dick than emily

ryann: hey have you heard of sofia perez?
jenn: yeah i want her to rail me with her penis that is bigger than emilys
(true story)

by buttplug1234 September 7, 2020