Raspberry Petunia Nut

When you nut in a raspberry and drink it

Damn Gilbert! That Raspberry Petunia Nut was good!

by Dick Fiddle July 21, 2018

petulia

a sexual distraction from your work

shes a petulia thats why i aint got my work done

by matt northcott January 24, 2008

patunia

a peice of old tuna that smels like fuck

omgg i just had the best patunia ever

by happyhippodick July 28, 2007

holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

non-pecuniam

1. A roblox player that simply does not buy robux (absolute chad)

2. Someone who doesn't believe in money.

3. The latin word for "No money"

2.

robber : where's all the money
A non-pecuniam : what the fuck is money

by banflimflam June 25, 2022

Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.

Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.

by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011