Potyrophobia 

The fear of black spots on hot chips.

"Bro its just a chip:"
"I AM NOT EATING THAT FUCKING CHIP, IT HAS BLACK SPOTS ON IT!!"
"You definitely have Potyrophobia"

Potyrophobia by Dicluver69 November 6, 2020

petrophilia 

That numbing fear you get when you look at the total owed after you fill your gas tank.

Dude, my Jeep was almost on "E" last night. I had the worst case of petrophilia when I grabbed the receipt

petrophilia by Drop Three April 29, 2011

Pedophobia 

A word used to refer to the the so called fear or hatred of Pedophiliacs.

It is however used incorrectly, the expression is not a fear, it is an ignorance, a belief system yet 'phobia' suggests one would or should be frightened or scared.

All in all Pedophobia is a mass destructor and deserves to be abolished from society.

Pedophobia is not good, but people seem to think it is! Protect our Teachers! Repeal Don't Say Gay NOW!

Pedophobia by TheGayKindergartenTeacherInNYC April 10, 2022

pedophobia 

Fear of Pedophiles.

gaim: wow thats so profilable
Lol YrX: i know
Lol YrX: too bad im not a pedophile though
Lol YrX: im a pedophobia

pedophobia by Lol YrX January 25, 2009

hetrophobia 

A miss spelling of the word heterophobia.

Clive spelled heterophobia as hetrophobia.

hetrophobia by ajuk April 14, 2009

Hetrophobia 

The (nonexistent) discrimination against straight people.
Seriously this is like saying white people are discriminated in the United States. Complete BS.

Hetrophobia: The Nonexistent Problem in Modern Society

Hetrophobia by I-am-a-cow December 29, 2022

pyrophobia 

Fear of pirates - uncontrollable anal twitch triggered by the sight of a gap toothed, patch wearing pirate.

Wendy was reluctant watch pirates of the carribean with her friends as she suffered badly from Pyrophobia.

pyrophobia by Yellow Beard August 4, 2006